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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

I’M CRYING THIS IS THE CUTEST STORY EVER ANTHONY MACKIE DOES WHAT WE WOULD ALL DO AS A CELEBRITY THIS GUY IS THE BEST

(via bonitabreezy)

(Source: fwips)

zoewashburne:

the dramatic walk: family style

zoewashburne:

the dramatic walk: family style

soooooooooo very true

I was mainly talking about MCU, but in 616 they are practically like this 

it’s amazing

soooooooooo very true

I was mainly talking about MCU, but in 616 they are practically like this

it’s amazing

Nick and Maria are walking down the hallway and in the distance you here:

"EAAAAAAAAAAAGLE!"

Nick throws whatever is in his hands at Maria, braces himself, Phil jumps on his back and they proceed to embarrass the hell out of Maria

"BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO THROW OUT YOUR BACKS ONE DAY AND I WILL NOT FILL OUT THE PAPER WORK TO HELP!"

Nick and Maria are walking down the hallway and in the distance you here:

"EAAAAAAAAAAAGLE!"

Nick throws whatever is in his hands at Maria, braces himself, Phil jumps on his back and they proceed to embarrass the hell out of Maria

"BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO THROW OUT YOUR BACKS ONE DAY AND I WILL NOT FILL OUT THE PAPER WORK TO HELP!"

(Source: smalljons)

an AU where everything is the same

but Nick and Phil act like JD and Turk

nnmpsn:

dazzledfirestar:

buckcap:

Battle Scars #6

Can these two just have their own title? 

I would read the hell out of that book…

Well, might I suggest the current run of Secret Avengers?  #2 just came out last week, and prominently features these guys:

They got themselves in trouble in issue #1:

The book also stars Natasha and Jessica Drew who <spoiler> have to come save the boys from their dilemma.  With bonus Hawkeye, for extra snark.

Highly recommended. 

(Source: buckcap)

tatallalock:

Soon…

I really only have two ships in X-Men 

Peter/Kitty and Rogue/Gambit 

neither of them are in the films

WhY?!?!

Clint knows that Phil's alive. Fury told him pretty soon after they managed to revive him, though it took a while 'cause he had to go through medical and get his head checked out for leftover Loki before they had a chance to speak. But Clint's wrapped himself up into too many guilty knots to go see him or even go back to their apartment. Phil's having a hard time believing they really did get Clint back since he's not around, but he keeps calling Clint's phone and leaving unanswered messages.

THIS 

IS 

PAINFUL 

phil baby, I love you but you need help

(Source: snowwhties)

May/Thor headcanon (I"m sorry, I couldn't think of anything) May tried to teach Thor Tai Chi when he came down to earth around, say, 20 years ago? Unfortunately, he hadn't hit rock bottom so he didn't continue it when he went back to Asgard. One day, Jane walks into the living room to find him practicing it, and she's too surprised (and amused) to ask why. She also very much appreciates the vew.

okay

this is awesome 

headcanon accepted 

PUT IT ON THE LIST: A MIX FOR STEVE ROGERS  (1960-1969)
by sam wilson (and sometimes natasha)

listen | download (contains two additional tracks)
eras: 1950s | 1960s | 1970s | 1980s | 1990s | 2000-2010 | 2010 - current

♪ at last | etta james
♪ runaway | del shannon
♪ stand by me | ben e king
♪ green onions | booker t and the mg’s
♪ come see about me | the supremes
♪ shake sugaree | elizabeth cotton
♪ a change is gonna come | sam cooke
♪ i’m waiting for the man | the velvet underground
♪ eleanor rigby | the beatles
♪ do you love me | the contours
♪ i hear a symphony | the supremes
♪ in my life | the beatles
♪ feeling good | nina simone
♪ papa’s got a brand new bag | james brown
♪ get ready | the temptations
♪ i heard it through the grapevine | marvin gaye
♪ hey jude | the beatles
♪ hold on i’m comin’ | sam and dave
♪ louie louie | the kingsmen
♪ love man | otis redding
♪ my girl | the temptations
♪ people get ready | the impressions
♪ ramble on | led zeppelin
♪ gimme shelter | the rolling stones
♪ respect | aretha franklin
♪ save the last dance for me | the drifters
♪ sittin’ on the dock of the bay | otis redding
♪ someday we’ll be together | the supremes
♪ space oddity | david bowie
♪ the monster mash | bobby pickett the
♪ thrill is gone | bb king
♪ then he kissed me | the crystals
♪ these boots are made for walkin’ | nancy sinatra
♪ tighten up | archie bell and the drells
♪ be my baby | the ronettes
♪ unchained melody | the righteous brothers
♪ waterloo sunset | the kinks
♪ river deep, mountain high | tina turner
♪ what is and should never be | led zeppelin
♪ will you still love me tomorrow | the shirelles
♪ abraham, martin and john | dion
♪ are you experienced | the jimi hendrix experience
♪ the weight | the band
♪ chain gang | sam cooke
♪ chain of fools | aretha franklin
♪ i want you back | the jackson 5
♪ cry to me | soloman burke
♪ somebody to love | jefferson airplane
♪ dance to the music | sly and the family stone
♪ fortunate son | creedence clearwater revival
♪ crosstown traffic | the jimi hendrix experience
♪ blowin’ in the wind | bob dylan
♪ what a wonderful world | louis armstrong

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